Dive Bar Devotee Gifts

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Happy Hour

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"He chases submarines."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'