Dive Bar Devotee Gifts

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Happy Hour

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"He chases submarines."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'