Dive Bar Experiences Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Watching the football.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

A Busy Sports Bar

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'The usual, Mr, H'

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.