Exploring New Bars Gifts

A Busy Sports Bar

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Shaken not stirred

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Body by Jake

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Anton's Bar and Grill

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Frog and Princess in Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Pints of Lager

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Full glass

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Damn early birds.'

Live soccer today.

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Bad Hare Day