Opening A New Bar Gifts

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Body by Jake

Anton's Bar and Grill

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

'My beer's not cloudy. The glasses are dirty.'

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

Hunky Dory Bar & Grill: No fightin', no fussin', no feudin'.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I come here for the pepper."

Important Food Groups

"This is our soft opening."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Shaken not stirred

Margarita

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Garlic Free Zone.

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Local food for local consumption

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Cooking'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."