"This is fun."
Bar Reopening Gifts
Looking for a fun way to mark a bar reopening? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate the return to good times, great drinks, and lively nights. Cheers to new beginnings!
Shaken not stirred
"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"
"Have you seen my dad?"
"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."
"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.
"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."
Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."
Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."
'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'
'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'
Body by Jake
You have had enough
Anton's Bar and Grill
'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)
A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar
The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"
"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"
The Reaper's Arms
Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.
"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."
A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.
'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'
Ostrich Bar
Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'
"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
Bar Reopening Gifts Collection
Bar Reopening Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and themed designs celebrating bar reopenings and festive moods.
Bar Reopening Pillows
Find the perfect cushion with a humorous message or vibrant design to celebrate this exciting reopening.
Bar Reopening Prints
Browse our prints to add a lively, artistic touch to your space and keep the celebration alive.
Bar Reopening T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for more fun and stylish options to wear and commemorate the bar’s grand reopening.