Bar Reopening Mugs

"This is fun."

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Body by Jake

You have had enough

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Reaper's Arms

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"