New Bar Opening Mugs

Shaken not stirred

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"I come here for the pepper."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Margarita

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Ghostbasters 3

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

American style Greek cafe.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Body by Jake

Anton's Bar and Grill

The Reaper's Arms

No early morning tea past this landing

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Cook and Octopus

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

A Busy Sports Bar