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Shaken not stirred

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"I come here for the pepper."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Margarita

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

American style Greek cafe.

Ghostbasters 3

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Body by Jake

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

The Reaper's Arms

Anton's Bar and Grill

No early morning tea past this landing

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Cook and Octopus

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

A Busy Sports Bar

'When things are slow'