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No early morning tea past this landing

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Shaken not stirred

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I come here for the pepper."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Ghostbasters 3

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

American style Greek cafe.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Body by Jake

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Modular Offices

Anton's Bar and Grill

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Cook and Octopus

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

'When things are slow'

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

Carpet

'Hello, Room Service?'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant