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No early morning tea past this landing

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I come here for the pepper."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Shaken not stirred

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

American style Greek cafe.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Ghostbasters 3

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Body by Jake

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Anton's Bar and Grill

Modular Offices

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Cook and Octopus

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'When things are slow'

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

Carpet

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'Hello, Room Service?'