Hotel Opening T-Shirts

'Hello, Room Service?'

Carpet

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bravo!"

Shaken not stirred

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Ghostbasters 3

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Chekov play and scorecard,

No early morning tea past this landing

Biliard Enthusiast

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Bravo!

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'A room with double beds, please.'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."