Hotel Opening Gifts

'Hello, Room Service?'

Carpet

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bravo!"

Shaken not stirred

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Ghostbasters 3

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Chekov play and scorecard,

Biliard Enthusiast

No early morning tea past this landing

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Bravo!

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

Shop signs: then vs. now