Store Opening T-Shirts

Fred's Goldfish and Aquariums.

Grand Opening

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're opening a sporting goods store! Yes, I have all kinds of mathletic feat! Sports. Grand Opening. I carry baseball brats and fielder glubs, football shoulder pans and helmints. Over here I have ice crates, hokey pucks, tennis brackets and all kinds of basketball squeakers! If you want to play 18 holes, there's a wide variety of goofballs! I think I'm looking at the biggest one right now!

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Important Food Groups

Painting taking root...

"I come here for the pepper."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Ghostbasters 3

"Check out this new store."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Rodins rotten juggler

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'