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“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

How Amazon was invented

Hardy Annuals

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Sale.

D.I.Y

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''