Retail Openings Gifts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

How Amazon was invented

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''