Opening A New Store Gifts

Electronics shop Going out of business sale.

Antique Furniture

We small retailers have to stick together. To make one giant retailer.

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

'Now that's what you call a corner shop!'

Balloons vs. Rockets

'Sigh... white goods just aren't selling.'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Check out this new store."

Bob's DIY Store

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"This is our soft opening."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Important Food Groups

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Garlic Free Zone.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

American style Greek cafe.