
'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
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'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'
Important Food Groups
'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'
Chilled drinks cabinet.
Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!
"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."
American style Greek cafe.
"Check out this new store."
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.
Books / Coffee table books
'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'
Florist "Say it with cacti"
Body by Jake
Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.
"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."
"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."
Anton's Bar and Grill
"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."
Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.
"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."
Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.
Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'
Cook and Octopus
Coming Soon! Taco Sphere
"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"
Blackjack: free lemonade!
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!
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