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'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

Important Food Groups

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

Chilled drinks cabinet.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

American style Greek cafe.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Check out this new store."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Books / Coffee table books

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Body by Jake

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Anton's Bar and Grill

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Cook and Octopus

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!