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Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Yes! We're Open!

'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr Salmonella?' asks passer-by to gentleman opening a deli.

'It's new and it has really caught on!' (High Energy Bar and Grill).

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr. Salmonella?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Is this the service charge for my convenience store or have you inadvertently billed me for refurbishing Oxford street?'

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Don't Disturb The Historic Setting

"I realise it's not quite the prestigious city centre...but on a positive note Mr Dreadly has agreed to leave most of his tattooing equipment...."

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'ere - we distinctly asked for Sam and Ella!'

"Yes...our haunted house is too scary."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Re-opening ceremony

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Eddie's Tobacco Shop - Thank you for smoking.

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

"Wow, business has really picked up!"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Butcher puts up horseshoe - 'It'll bring us luck'.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

'I don't know why you don't wait a week or so, they're bound to have a closing down sale!!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

"Here's my business plan for the Jazz Store. I think we should just fake the budget, improvise the marketing, and make up the long-range goals as we go along."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha