Opening A New Business Mugs

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Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Yes! We're Open!

'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr Salmonella?' asks passer-by to gentleman opening a deli.

'It's new and it has really caught on!' (High Energy Bar and Grill).

Noah's first venture after the flood.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr. Salmonella?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Is this the service charge for my convenience store or have you inadvertently billed me for refurbishing Oxford street?'

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Don't Disturb The Historic Setting

"I realise it's not quite the prestigious city centre...but on a positive note Mr Dreadly has agreed to leave most of his tattooing equipment...."

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

Sign on new dental practice reads 'open wide'.

'ere - we distinctly asked for Sam and Ella!'

"Yes...our haunted house is too scary."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Re-opening ceremony

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Eddie's Tobacco Shop - Thank you for smoking.

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

"Wow, business has really picked up!"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Butcher puts up horseshoe - 'It'll bring us luck'.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

'I don't know why you don't wait a week or so, they're bound to have a closing down sale!!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.