New Business Opening Mugs

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

"C'mon, speed it up!"

"Coming soon: Pennubers Pet Boutique"

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

This will be a banner day for you!

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Important Food Groups

"I come here for the pepper."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Ghostbasters 3

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Check out this new store."

American style Greek cafe.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Body by Jake

Modular Offices

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Anton's Bar and Grill

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere