Business Opening Mugs

"That's your big marketing plan?"

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Check out this new store."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

Carpet

Bob's DIY Store

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"