Business Opening Mugs

"That's your big marketing plan?"

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Important Food Groups

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Check out this new store."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

Bob's DIY Store