Opening A Store Mugs

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

junk bought - antiques sold.

'I love being my own boss, I don't have to work my way to the top!'

Tuxedo company.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Important Food Groups

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"This is our soft opening."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Garlic Free Zone.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

American style Greek cafe.

'Cooking'

Local food for local consumption

"Check out this new store."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Books / Coffee table books

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Florist "Say it with cacti"