Opening An Electronics Store Mugs

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

"Check out this new store."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Witch Hardware

'Gotta go - business is hopping

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Bob's DIY Store

'Super size me!!'

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

"How do you make any money?"

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

Consumer care and technologies

Balloons vs. Rockets

Tuxedo company.

'It's about to restart.'

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