Opening An Electronics Store Gifts

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

"Check out this new store."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Witch Hardware

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Widescreen TV.

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Bob's DIY Store

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Super size me!!'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

Consumer care and technologies

Balloons vs. Rockets

Tuxedo company.

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

"How do you make any money?"

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