Launching An Online Store Gifts

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Likes: $2.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

Opening the door to new customers

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Check out this new store."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Gerald Ratner's return

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'