Opening A Clothing Store Gifts

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Important Food Groups

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Check out this new store."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Western Outfitters.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

How would Madam like to pay?

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Do you have it in black?'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.