Opening A Shoe Store Gifts

Stork delivering shoes.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Check out this new store."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

We stock ALL sizes...

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Bob's DIY Store

Shop signs: then vs. now

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Balloons vs. Rockets

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"They're a little tight."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Tuxedo company.

"How do you make any money?"

Sign Shop