Shoe Store Owner Gifts

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

A question of balance

Italian Shoes.

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Would you like to try them out?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Joan of Arch

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'