Shoe Store Owner Gifts

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

A question of balance

Italian Shoes.

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Joan of Arch

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"

"They're a little tight."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'