Shoe Retailer Gifts

Kangaroo shoes.

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Stork delivering shoes.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cut Price

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Home depot."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Western Outfitters.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.