Fashion Retailer Gifts

Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.

Empty shops.

"And we do a particularly good class of wool for pulling over designers' eyes..."

'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

''Avent't you got any with the peak at the back?'

The image consultant recommended a change of name

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

Trousers.

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Up-and-Coming retailers: 'Wild Intimacy'.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"Are these available in a colour you don't have?"

"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."

Computer Shack/Fashions: New Software

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

Crocodile with man logo on polo

"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Merger at 28th and Lex

"It comes in midnight gray, charcoal gray, slate gray, and gray."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Sales Chart

Exquisite furs.

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Western Outfitters.

"We pride ourselves on having an open HONEST relationship with out customers...and I'm afraid you're to old and fat for any of our dresses!"

"This is the new sales manager in charge of our 'To Die For' line of handbags."

Italian Shoes.

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

Mother Nature and Retailing

Why are they so expensive? They're mostly holes!