Clothing Retail Gifts

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Larry's used art

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"