Clothing Retail Gifts

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Killer Executive Suits.

Larry's used art

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'