Clothing Manufacturer Gifts

"Decades of calculations and we still can't figure out a standard formula for women's clothing sizes."

I've found the designer gene.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan