Clothing Manufacturer Gifts

"Decades of calculations and we still can't figure out a standard formula for women's clothing sizes."

I've found the designer gene.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"This is daring, but I like it."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"