Clothing Designer Gifts

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."

The Complete Makeover of Brenda L.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Exquisite furs.

'Can't you read? It says 'no smocking'!'

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Victorian Lady

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'She's so put together!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Haute Suture

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."