Designer Clothing Gifts

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'£300. That's a lot of money.' - 'That's a lot of dress.'

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

'Yes, we're expensive but each one comes with its very own free receipt.'

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

Tartan Coats

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Her clothes are by Gucci, but her checks are by Rubbermaid.'

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

Menswear Changing Room. "Are you serious?"

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Run that by me again...the torn jeans are more expensive?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

I quilt therefore I am

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.