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"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."

The Complete Makeover of Brenda L.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Exquisite furs.

'Can't you read? It says 'no smocking'!'

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Victorian Lady

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The Style of Elements

Dragon Hair-dryer.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Haute Suture

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."