Fashion Designer T-Shirts

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

'Apparently it was made by a seven year old Indian boy not bad is it...?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

'How much for the mirror?'

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

'Do you have this in sheep?'

Donna Karan's Nightmare

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Ripped and worn out jeans are much more expensive then regular jeans.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Handbags Authenticated

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

'Nice try, but wearing blue jeans and a flannel shirt doesn't make you a populist.'

'This is our winter collection. Double glazing.'

Computer Models.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"