Fashion Designer T-Shirts

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

"Thanks. It's vintage."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I can't get the tag off my designer blouse.'

'Apparently it was made by a seven year old Indian boy not bad is it...?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"And what would suggest, Mr Smartie pants"

'How much for the mirror?'

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Hospital gown pageant.

'Do you have this in sheep?'

Donna Karan's Nightmare

Ripped and worn out jeans are much more expensive then regular jeans.

Dummys for Windows.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'You have potential, but you need to lose some weight.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Handbags Authenticated

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Do you have it in black?'

'Nice try, but wearing blue jeans and a flannel shirt doesn't make you a populist.'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

'This is our winter collection. Double glazing.'