Designer Clothes T-Shirts

Designer Sportswear.

'£200, your husband will kill you! No way, I'll wrap it in brown paper and tell him I bought it in a jumble sale.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Victorian Lady

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The Style of Elements

Dragon Hair-dryer.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Haute Suture

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Men's business romper.

A day at the races

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Shoe addict.

Pastry Hat