Designer Dressing T-Shirts

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Tree

Matching Outfits

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Sailor and car

Is this dress too revealing?

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."