Designer Dressing T-Shirts

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Vivienne Westwood

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Let's see a robot do that."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Unsuitable clothing.

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Tree

Matching Outfits

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Sailor and car

Lady in a blue and white dress