Fashion Designers Gifts

'In a surprise move, the fed said interest rates would stay the same, but hemlines would rise.'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Trilby - 'The capitalist and the swell'.

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

These models are starting much too young.

'And then they went shopping.'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

University Fashion -Then and Now

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

I quilt therefore I am

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.