Designers Gifts

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

And I did it without any technical plans.

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

Sleep Marks

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."

I think you'll like the stealth technology we used for the chameleons.

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!