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'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

And I did it without any technical plans.

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

Sleep Marks

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."

"I have a bad feeling about this!"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Demure lady with gloves

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

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