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'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Architects and Builders

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'Ideas that never got off the drawing board.'

Self assembly furniture

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

Armchair

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Space for Lease.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"