Dreamy Designers T-Shirts

'Harold and I have been working on it for two years... It's a travel pillow that's the same size as a normal pillow.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Empty box of ideas

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Shelter Cat Nap

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."