Graphic Designers T-Shirts

'Have you had a lot of experience as a web designer?'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"How about a round of applause for our graphics department for enhancing our slide into oblivion."

'I've told you before, Comic Sans, we don't serve your type in here.'

"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Use your imagination.

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