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"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Italica

"Them's fighting words."

Cutting corners can cost money.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Copycats

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Well, we'll out-recycle them. We'll use paper made from vegetable products, and soy based ink, so after reading the magazine it could then be boiled,mashed and eaten.'

1080P New Year's Resolution

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Your resume is certainly memorable. You used a different font for every other word you wrote.'

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Coat of Arms

OK, we do the annual report as a graphic novel, but only if I don't have to read it.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

'Does this pen come in another font?

"Scotch."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Inmate to other: 'I didn't express unbridled enthusiasm for the new corporate logo.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"I'll never forget you."

Thank God It's Friday.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

"Congratulations - you've won the 'Truth in Advertising' award."

"I've come up with our new logo, JB."

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'