Digital Designer T-Shirts

'And in the event one of you doesn't show up for the ceremony, I can always Photoshop you in later.'

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"I normally don't have a problem with someone creating their own font, but since you're a doctor, I can't understand yours."

The computer program made it look a lot bigger.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Barcode Dreams

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Italica

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"