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All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"This would have been helpful before creating Earth."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Hair Crop Circle

Haute Suture

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Eureka!

Use your imagination.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Bright idea

Happy Easter

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Creative department

Baroque Peacock

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."