Tool Designer T-Shirts

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Waiting for retirement.

CLEAR!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

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