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'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'

'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

'Typical inventor - failing to see the consequences of his own creation.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Developing the boomerang.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

Power and the Glory tools

Lazy plumber.

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'If we really did learn from our mistakes you would be as smart as Einstein by now!'

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Bob’s Museum

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

He's got mdf..medium density fever.

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'That's an impressive display with circular saw but need to see evidence of your accountancy skills.'

'Hello,Biggo Hardware? About that portable air compressor I ordered.....'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

Hammerhead shark carrying toolbox.