Tool Tinkerer T-Shirts

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'

'Typical inventor - failing to see the consequences of his own creation.'

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

Developing the boomerang.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Power and the Glory tools

Lazy plumber.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Not just rocks--tools!"

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Bob’s Museum

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

He's got mdf..medium density fever.

'That's an impressive display with circular saw but need to see evidence of your accountancy skills.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'Hello,Biggo Hardware? About that portable air compressor I ordered.....'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"He's determined to bury that bone."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

'Brian, stop! Some things can't be fixed with WD40.'