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"How can we make cell phones more addictive?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Use your imagination.

Happy Easter

Eureka!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Hair Crop Circle

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Haute Suture

Bright idea

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."